May 2013
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May 18th
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Anonymous asked: baby what's wrong?
May 17th
May 17th
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Anonymous asked: Do you want latex pants?
May 16th
Anonymous asked: u know like the song except modified for bud. rippedy doo dah rippedy eh, my oh my what a wonderful day. zippity doo dah.
May 14th
Anonymous asked: you wanna go out front for a rippedy doo dah ?
May 14th
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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geeksotospeak: 99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
May 10th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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Anonymous asked: So it being personal, you wont say?
May 8th
May 7th
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Anonymous asked: If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?
May 7th
Anonymous asked: i can think of worse things
May 6th
May 6th
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May 6th
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Anonymous asked: marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
May 5th
May 4th
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Anonymous asked: crawfish and guns yeehaw. one day imma marry dat gurl dirty joe dirtbag
May 3rd
Anonymous asked: Now Im a sad creep :/
May 2nd
Anonymous asked: please?
May 2nd
Anonymous asked: I ask you a question and now Im a creep.
May 1st
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Anonymous asked: Boomstick = shotgun.
May 1st
Anonymous asked: failure - fantastic planet
May 1st
April 2013
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Anonymous asked: Say hello to all the apples on the ground
They were once in your eyes but you sneezed them out while sleeping
Say hello to everything you've left behind
It's even more a part of your life now that you can't touch it

I'm taking her home with me all dressed in white
She's got everything I need some pills in a little cup
...
Apr 30th
Anonymous asked: Say hello to the rug's topography
It holds quite a lot of interest with your face down on it
Say hello to the shrinking in your head
You can't see it but you know its there so don't neglect it

I'm taking her home with me all dressed in white
She's got everything I need pharmacy keys
She's falling hard for me I can...
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
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